D' FiSH T@NK: I don't have a gender... or do I (have the right one)?

You study the pictures and you tell me.

First day of school.

A week later.

The (To Do/Wish) List

# ~~MacBook~~

# MacBook Pro 15" / MacBook Air

# iMac

# ~~An Acoustic Guitar~~
# ~~iPhone 3G (16GB)~~
# ~~Canon IXUS 65~~
# ~~Canon EOS 350D~~

# ~~Make the Malacca State Team [Tennis/Basketball]~~
# ~~Canon EF-S 17-55mm f/2.8 IS USM~~

# Canon EF 24-105mm f/4 IS USM
# ~~Wilson's nCode Six One Team 95~~
#
Basketball Jersey [with my name or "Tempang(-fied Fish)" and a No. 13 on it]

# ~~Tag Heuer~~
# ~~Good Friends~~
# ~~Cool Mum~~
# ~~Ray Ban Aviators (Polarized/Gunmetal/Green)~~

# ~~Good Results for SPM [9A1s, 2Bs... For Malay and Chinese. Nyeh...]~~
# ~~Raffles Junior College~~
# ~~Make the Tennis Team in RJC~~
# Take Super Chunted Photographs
# Get Rich
# Get Famous
# Reach a Height of 1.7m OR Lose Weight Till I Reach A BMI of 20
# Venture into the Performing Arts
# Meet Michelle Yeoh
# Meet Meryl Streep

# Meet Missy Higgins
# Study Psychology
# Be A Super Chunted Chemical Engineer
# ~~Master The Art of Sleeping/Skipping [in] Class~~
# Master Photoshop
# Learn How To Analyze Something with 100% Accuracy

# BOSE or SHURE or Beyerdynamics or AKG Headphones

# ~~a-JAYS Four~~

# Leather Jacket with Collar Buttons

# ~~Ray Ban Wayfarer~~

# Ray Ban Aviator (Arista/G15)

#
Ray Ban Clubmaster

# Lomo LC-A+ Gold with Colorsplash Flash or LC-Wide

# Diana F+ with Flash Package and Instant Back

# Holga 135PC or 135BC or 135TIM with Flash Package

# Manual Leica

# Ohana Soprano/Concert Ukulele (if not Kala/Lanikai)

# Martin GPCPA4 Rosewood/Sapele

# Guild D55 ATB

# Gibson Hummingbird

# Polaroid One600 Classic

# Canon IXUS 220 HS

# Canon EOS XXD

# Diving License

# Gigs

# Meet a very special someone in my life (ILU, U) ;)

# RODE NT1-A

# MOTU/RME/Mackie Interface

# ~~Zoom Q3~~

Note: # are updates.

The Guide To Better Understanding (In This Blog)

CR - Complete Retard
EB - Educated Bimbo
UB - Unattractive Bimbo
ADD - Attention Deficit Disorder
BOB - Battle Of The Bitches
ILU - I Love You
ILUT - I Love You Too
(B)ILUM - (But) I Love You More
(B)ILUF - (But) I Love You First
MPS - Missing People Syndrome
OBS - Only BullShit
OCD - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
OKU - Orang Kurang Upaya
OKUS - Orang Kurang Upaya Separuh
PBS - Pure BullShit
PMS - PreMenstrual Syndrome
PoMS - Post Menstrual Syndrome
SMS - Still Menstruating Syndrome
STML - Short Term Memory Lost
SYT - Sweet Young Thing
TOTM - Time Of The Month

The Quotable Quotes

"Once upon a time, Apples and Blackberrys were only fruits."

- Chia Yee Shin (April 2010)

"What becomes of the world today when wrongly inflated egos are used as a means of compensating the very apparent lack of substance?"

- Ms. Tan (April 2010)

"All things are subject to interpretation. Whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."

- Friedrich Nietzsche

"If the planet could be powered by stupidity, we'd never have an energy crisis."

- Adrian Lai (July 2009)

"Liars just tell lies. Hypocrites live them."

- Amos Loon (July 2009)

"Today was effin hot like the sun was PMS-ing or something!"

- Kylie Chee (April 2009)

"If I wanted a neutral opinion, I would have just gone ahead and asked a wall."

- Jerold Loh (Febuary 2009)

"I always get what I want because I know what I can want."
- Ms. Tan (October 2008)

"I'm not good with words, I just have a lot of them."
- Ms. Tan (October 2008)

"I'm not a pessimist. I don't see the glass half empty, I see it half full... Just that it has poison in it."
- Ms. Tan steals some lines from Scoop (October 2008)

"I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
- Asha Blake cites WC Fields (October 2008)

"What?? Look: all those who suck at Chinese have already dropped the subject. I'm the sesat-ed nutcase trying to balance the stupid damn (normal distribution) graph!!!"
- Ms. Tan (September 2008 when a few (banana) friends said Chinese is easy to score)

"'Having potential' is a nice way of saying you're lazy. Mr. Tee (the Form Teacher) just told me I have potential..."
- Ms. Tan (September 2008)

"Friendship is all give and take. But what's the point if you're the one who keeps on giving everything?"
- Ms. Tan (September 2008)

"I'm the next most valuable thing after petroleum."
- Jaslyn Ng (July 2008 after blotting her face)

"I hate emo people whenever I'm not emo!"
- Asha Blake (June 2008)

"Silence is Golden but Noise is Platinum."
- Asha Blake (March 2008)

"Who needs an iPod when you have your mum?"
- Ms. Tan (March 2008)

"You should be happy to have stupid new rules 'cause without them, you have no rules to break."

- Su Min Yuen (Feb 2008)

The "Food for Thought" Vault

"All cliches derived their endurance from their truth."

- January 2010

"Life is a far richer tapestry that the threads of logic alone can weave."

- January 2010

"He who is different compels not to differentiate himself."

- November 2009

"Whatever your reasons, right or wrong, the consequences are the same."

- August 2009

"Some people simply just need to lose something / someone before they can recognize the full worth of what they had. They think that they do appreciate what they have but they really don't; not even till they are micrometers away from losing it and not until they do."

- March 2009

"It's easier to get mad at someone you love, more so if they happen to love you back because you know that no matte what, they'd always find it in their heart to forgive you. But. That doesn't mean you should find every single reason in the world to get mad at the one you love every chance you get."

- January 2009

"The loudest noise in the world is the sound of people whining."
- August 2008

"When you are a little kid, you are a bit of everything; Scientist, Philosopher, Artist. Sometimes, if seems like growing up is giving these things up one at a time."

- July 2008

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder."
- May 2008

"I would rather go blind than to see the people of whom I am compelled to count from 1 to 10 for each time I am compelled to read their messages and once again for each time I am compelled to reply them; how about you?"
- May 2008

"IF people can scale down their vanity to fit the small stage on which they play their lives out, would that not be great?"
- April 2008

"Why depend on others when you can depend on yourself?"
- March 2008

"Liars need good memories."
- March 2008

"A good conscience is a soft pillow."
- March 2008

"Everything is temporary."
- Feb 2008

"Can you be positively sure that your green is my green?"
- Jan 2008

"Thoughts are conditioned."
- Dec 2007

Wei Yi Was...

...searching for answers. 7 August 2009.

...stoning/stoned. 28 July 2009.

...was amused by Mavis Gan on 16 July 2009. Exdee!

...wanting the iPhone 3G S on 7 July 2009. *Dammit. Shoulda waited 4 more months... Same data plan, 32GB phone. 16GB is just not enough. Please don't tell me this will keep on going. I'll bite your head off. T_T*

...damn blardy stressed out on 22 June 2009.

...not liking Physics for quite awhile in May 2009. IT ALMOST KILLED HER! But. She also felt that Physics is not THAT hard once you put aside the thoughts (of it being hard) and just do it anyway.

It's like the fear of jumping into the water; once you cross the mental barrier (aka fear), you get to enjoy the awesome-ness of the ocean/swimming pool.

But. (Again.) That doesn't mean she was swimming well.

24 May 2009.

...(and prolly still is) loving her tennis and her tennis team a lot. 22 April 2009.

...missing home on 21 April 2009... She wants to go home. She wishes her dream about boarding life being like a living-in-a-hotel life would come true to make life easier.

...in love with JOE BROOKS for quite awhile. Holes Inside and Superman. Awesome stuff. 11 April 2009.

...stoned for quite a bit in April 2009 due to some self-conflict issues... and mostly her class.

...OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG SPM RESULTS AND LACK OF REVISION FOR CURRENT TUTORIALS. 5th March 2009.

...loving her first full day with the iPhone 3G on 15th February 2009 and probably still is.

...not so omg omg omg omg omg SPM Results, but more omgomg omg omg omg I need to train harder for tennis, big time. O.O!! 11th February 2009.

...omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg. SPM Results. O.O!! 9th February 2009.

...starting to love boarding life! 8th February 2009.

...doing laundry for the first time ever. 7th February 2009.

...depressed when she saw her room. T.T 12th January 2009.

...on the way, heading for Singapore on 11th January 2009!!! Super excited. XD

...back in Malacca on 4th December 2009, waiting and not-so-waiting for Singapore.

...in Vietnam since the 21st and she'll only be back in Malaysia on the 29th December 2008. She'll prolly hang around in KL for a couple of days.

...putting an end to her (HTC Touch Pro)-Oggling phase and moving back to BlackBerrys on 8th December 2008. iPod Touch is an option, she says.

...super duper excited about karaoke-ing with Joo Lee and gang till 5 in the morning! 30th November 2008.

...upset 'cause she had to turn down invites to celebrate her independence from the reign of the evil (or maybe not so evil) SPM. Obviously after her last paper for SPM, 27th November 2008.

...smelling freedom. Not that she was missing out on any... but still. There was the thought. 26th November 2008.

...contemplating whether or not she should take up Theater Studies and Drama in JC. 15th November 2008.

...extremely psyched at the mere thought of attending LECTURES next year! She's beginning to feel all grown up but she's dreading the fact that growing up means taxes and bills. 4th November 2008. [PS. She wanted to run into a wall to shake the (ecstatic) feeling but decided against it in the end.]

...(HTC Touch Pro)-Oggling and super happy that there's a new guy (applicable to both genders) in the wireless community that doesn't secure his network, which evidently allows her to leech cause her wireless isn't working at the moment! 4th November 2008. 7 days before SPM.

...stunned that Meryl Streep sings. She adored her quite a bit. 27th September 2008.

...having hots for Angelina Jolie but was still, at that moment and in one way or another, disliking her for Jennifer Anniston's failed relationships. 25th August 2008. Right after she watched Wanted.
PS. She passed her driving test on that very day.

...or perhaps is still in love with THE Joker since she watched The Dark Knight on 20th July 2008.

...shopping in 2 shops at City Hall, Singapore and came back with 5 tops and 5 bottoms; happy as ever. 17th July 2008.

...nervous as shit before her RJC trials on 15th July 2008.

...bloody annoyed from being compelled to count from 1 to 10 for each time she was compelled to read SOME one's messages and once again for each time she was compelled to reply that person. 29th April 2008.

...bloody pissed with herself on 22th April 2008.

...annoyed with bimbo bloggers sometime in mid April 2008.

...on a quest to find Photoshop for Mac and somewhat obsessed with Keira Knightley sometime in early April 2008.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

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Thursday, February 26, 2009

I don't have a gender... or do I (have the right one)?

No comments:

The Search Box

Featured: The YouTube

The Numbers

The Advertisements

The Person

The Account

The Hits

The RSS-ing Thingy

The Followers

The Twitter

The Moozic

The Flickr

The Conversation

The Associates

The (To Do/Wish) List

The Guide To Better Understanding (In This Blog)

The Quotable Quotes

The "Food for Thought" Vault

The Tags

The Blog Archive

The Traffic Feed

Wei Yi Was...

The Plurk

The Interpreter