Spiders on Drugs. ROFL.

"When given THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, the spider didn't build a web, it built a hammock."

"... But the mate got a restraining order. And now the spider can't go within 100 centimeters of the web."

"The crack cocaine spider figured building webs were for suckas. It waited till the caffeine spider was exhausted, then came up behind it, and popped a cap on its ass."

LMAO. XD