The conversation with the Ah Beng. XD

hero: hi. u there?

me: Yeah. Who's this?

hero: i am _____. 23. mix of jap and greek. i have a big and long dick. u? from m'sia?

me: Uh... Yeah. From M'sia. I'm 19 and not very interested in talking to dicks who brags about their dicks.

hero: r u 0? [Wft is that? O_o]

me: What??? How did you get my MSN again?

hero: friendster [Omg. Gay shit. How much more of this can I take? XD]

hero: btw, i was kidding about what i said

hero: do u have a boyfriend? im looking for a relationship. [LoL. So he doesn't have a big long dick afterall? LMAO!]

me: Haha. Sorry mate. I don't do online-dating. You gotta find someone else. :)

hero: huh? y not? whats ur name? ;)

me: Uh... Cause that's just not the way to go. LoL. Anywhos, my name doesn't matter. But srsly, if you wanna pick up a girl, you might wanna keep your privates to yourself and take it slow.

hero: ok

hero: but can we meet?

hero: or do u not want a baby? [Wtf. =_=]

*hero sends me a nudge*

me: Haha. Wtf you talking. I'm actually amazed I'm still talking to you. LoL.

hero: haha. if u meet me, u won't regret.

hero: r u chinese?

me: Haha. I think I'll take a pass. My girlfriend wouldn't be too happy... [LMAO!]

hero: hmmm... what gf?

me: Haha. My gf. LoL.

hero: r u boy or girl?

me: Girl. :)

hero: r u lesbo?

me: Haha. Nope. Just bi.

me: Oh hey... Sowie but I gotta go. My bf's here to pick me. ><

hero: oh

hero: ok

hero: okok

hero: chat with u another time

hero: u can enjoy being under me

hero: u will be satisfied

hero: be sure

hero: i am handsome [Omg. Desperate much. XD]

me: Heh... Sorry but I don't think it's gonna ever work out between me and you. I always take the top. I'm ALWAYS on top. :D

*me signs out with an XD*

PS. An Ah Beng is a Chinese man or teenager who lacks cultural refinement.

PPS. Friendster is green now. Omgwtf.

PPPS. His e-mail address is reaaaally "hero". Lmao!

PPPPS. OMG! BLARDY BENG! XDDD