I wanted to write about Michelle Yeoh but i came up with something stupider. >_<

Another Sunday, another entry. I wanted to write about Michelle Yeoh but I’ve got another assignment; another essay to write on electrical appliances that I can’t live without. I suppose I’m going to scam my way into hitting two birds with one stone. In case you’re wondering, yes, I’m not prepared to get myself involved in “birdie-cides” so I’m not gonna kill the two birds. XD

Damn… I really should write about Michelle Yeoh and then translate it into Chinese and then submit it for my school’s Chinese Society Magazine so I can leave my footsteps in it. Oh well… Homework comes first.

By the way, I just watched Made of Honour. It was not bad. Patrick Dampsey was sooooo adorable. Oh and I’m currently watching The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. Today’s episode is kinda cute. Hard to explain but I’ll try: Madie (Ashley Tisdale) and company are to play the roles of the cast from High School Musical for a play in The Suite Life. London was casted as Sharpay (Ashley Tisdale) and so Madie (Ashley Tisdale) says disappointedly and half pissed, “And I don’t look like Ashley Tisdale?” LMAO. And the gay nephew of Ugly Betty was guest starring in The Suite Life. In that episode he was … Sharpay’s… erm… brother? He’s so adorable too! Now I’m watching Ugly Betty. Haha… I’m so side tracked.

So, electrical appliances – our pretty lives pretty much revolves around them. From Kenwood to Russell Hobbs; from the Mixmaster to the Crockpot; from Panasonic to Sony Bravia; and of course, not forgetting my personal favourite – the magnificent MacBook. It probably comes as a surprise to you but I’m not going to talk about my beloved this time around. How unfaithful, I know. But I’m depressed right now. I can’t really tell why… Maybe it’s the blimey Linksys that has been such an incompetent and useless twit.

Regardless of the lack of proficiency I have to put up with, there is still the devoted and steadfast yet very much down-to-earth appliance that I shall rattle on about today for it has comforted me well in my times of technological despair. Sure, the Sony Bravia may possess the ability to bring Michelle Yeoh and Brad Pitt to our very own living room, thus causing us to forget our wretched lives for the time being. But, the refrigerator – now that’s something.

Considering the fact that I live to eat, I suppose the refrigerator would be that something that I cannot live without. Just think about it; where am I going get my chilled milk to go with my Koko Krunch without a refrigerator? Ice only makes my cereal bland. Besides, where am I supposed to get the ice in the first place? 7 Eleven?

As many should know, refrigerators are extensively used to store delectable, mouth-watering, finger-licking, lip-smacking FRESH foods, which deteriorate at ambient temperatures and come easily into contact with spoilage from those sly and crafty bacterial growth. That being so, the invention of the refrigerator has allowed the modern family to purchase, store, freeze, prepare and preserve MORE food products in a fresh state for much longer periods of time than was previously possible. Just think about it; where are we going to get nice, cold ice cream in the middle of the night when we’re depressed and in need of relish appeasement if we don’t have a refrigerator? Just think about the melted and watery not-so-icy cream that you have to put up with without a refrigerator! In fact, refrigerators come in particularly handy for families without a sizeable garden in which to grow fruits and vegetables and rear chickens and ducks and lambs and cows and pigs.

Gee… doesn’t that make all of us?

Over and above that, without refrigerators, there won’t be side-splitting jokes like “how do you put an elephant in the refrigerator” and “how do you put an alligator in the refrigerator”, literally. Literally side-splitting. Besides, if it’s a scorching hot day and you’re blazing hot, you can simply just open the refrigerator, clear the things and lock yourself in. The best part is, most refrigerators would have enough space for people of my size! Heck, you can even leave some food in there so you wouldn’t starve to death. What’s more, some refrigerators also come with plasma TVs, the radio and the DVD player. Speak about cool electrical appliances! And on top of that, it’s also a good place for children to play hide-and-seek! Although… There have been cases where people wind up asphyxiated while hiding in one. O.O

Well, refrigerator or no refrigerator, that’s your choice. From my point of view, the pros outweigh the cons. So what if those bratty munchkins expire? They expire without refrigerators in the end anyway!