Christmas shopping.

Yes, despite my failed shopping attempt, I actually have a few BRILLIANT ideas. :)

PS. If you haven't read the Twilight article, trust me, you'd really want to. It's effin' hilarious and I shit you not! Ignore my updates and just scroll down till you see it.

For the alcoholics, we have...

Fred and Friends' "Gin & Titonic™" Ice Tray

Price: US$6.80

Source: Amazon

Note: They also have "Frozen Teeth oops i mean Smiles" Ice Trays. =D

For the grab-and-go breakfast people, we have...

"Honey, I Left It On The Toast" Toaster by Sasha Tseng

Price: Unknown

Source: Yanko Design

Note: Sure does give new meaning to "read while you eat". XD

For the party animals, we have...

The Beer/Beverage Double Tube Dispenser Backpack

Price: US$69.99

Source: Amazon

Note: Currently out of stock (as of 6 December 2009) but still uber cool! I still prefer those Drinking Hats tho. =]

For the boys, we have...

The USB Computer Controlled Foam Missile Launcher

Price: US$35.31

Source: Amazon

Note: Shoots 10 feet yo! Haha. Not bad at all. Okay. Actually quite bad lah. But cute. They have a USB Vacuum Cleaner and Mini Fridge Cooler too. Feel free to google. =)

For the geeks, we have...

The BODY T-Shirt

Price: US$15.99-17.99

Source: Amazon

Note: Simple homage to the language that makes the web go 'round. :)))

For the lovers, we have...

The 8-Bit Dynamic Life T-Shirt

Price: US$17.99-24.99

Source: Amazon

Note: Yes, when both of you are wearing this shirt, the pixelated hearts glow to "full charge" at close range. Weird but cute. But even weirder is the WiFi Detector T-Shirt or T-Qualizer Shirt. One glows when a wireless network is present (cause it works with a 802.11b/g) and one when there is noise (cause it's actually a flexible electroluminescence panel). If you want a constantly glowing T-Qualizer Shirt, stand beside Asha/Jaslyn/Kylie/Wan Lin/Shu Min/Feli/Calynn/Carynn/Cindy/Eunice/Jasmine/Stefanie/Olivia/Yee Won/Jia Yan/Chu Yi/Tiffany/Allmyotherfriendscausetheytalkalot. :DDD

For the uh... horny guys, we have...

The 2 Boobs oops i mean Button USB Optical Mouse

Price: US$29.95

Source: Amazon

Note: Haha. I'd say uh... working on the computer will never be a non-sensual experience ever ever ever again. XP

And last but not least!!!

For all the lonely hearts out there (like me *hint hint*), we have...

The Boyfriend Pillow XD

Price: US$34.95

Source: Amazon

Note: Uh... N/A. It pretty much speaks for itself. XD again!

PS. No, I am not selling or buying. Duh. I just think it's almost cool. :)

PPS. Again, if you haven't read the Twilight article, trust me, you'd really want to. It's effin' hilarious and I shit you not! Ignore my updates and just scroll down till you see it.

PPPS. Yes, I am nagging at you. Bite me. XD