Monkey[s] monkey-ing around.

A monkey came in and trashed the toilet.

We (my mum and I) didn't know it was a monkey at first. We came back from Hong Kong and found the toilet like that. We thought it was some one messing around. But it came again the next day when she locked the door.

Furthur down, you shall see some evidence of it's presence.

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Yes, this is where IT came from.

The abandoned kampung behind my house.

Doesn't look much like a kampung now, does it?

And this is also one of it's doings. -->

Apart from stilling my mum's foot cream of course.

There's a bite mark if you observe carefully. That silly creature was probably hungry.

<-- More missing medications.

And another one down here...




Yes. It also left us some presents.
There were two more at the other end.

Care for some shit?







Oh, and down here you can see it's foot prints.

*Finishing Stanza*

If,

If this monkey were to come into my room,
I'd catch hold of it and put it into the zoo,
where it belongs;

IF, God forbid, this THING came into MY ROOM,
TOUCH MY CAMERA,
and GOD FORBID,
DAMAGES IT...

I'll me monkey brain soup outta him/her.


Care to have some?